OMG what a town, what can you say about Vegas? It has changed since I was last here about 17 years ago (then again what and who hasn't changed since 1994?). It used to be more about families from the boonies, guzzling down the super cheap buffets and lots of free and fabulous shows. Now it seems to be lots of serious boozing and bogany, beautiful people behaving badly!
Anyway here is my snapshot of Vegas:
- Hundreds and hundreds of people all cruising the strip at once
- Booze to Cruz shops everywhere, selling metre long glasses of lurid coloured cocktails — so you don't miss one minute of drinking as you cruise the strip.
- Legs, legs and more legs — tottering down the strip on 6 inch heels under the shortest of mini mini dresses.
- Cleavage - old cleavage, young cleavage, fat cleavage, bony cleavage, brown cleavage, white cleavage, red, sunburned cleavage - Richard said he was sick of looking at cleavage — need I say more!
- College boys by the hundreds - ogling the legs and the cleavage!
- Girls glad only in G-string bikinis and 6 inch heels wandering around shopping centres, completely oblivious as to their state of dress or undress.
- Lots and lots of botox - scary.
- Walgrens on every block (it's a chemist that sells everything including aspirins and condoms).
- Donny and Marie Osmond (just kiss already — we know you want to!).
- Celine Dion.
- Siegfried and Roy (I sure one of them was eaten?).
- Old dead people slumped despondently in front of flashing poky machines.
- Boys down on one knee proposing to girls at the front of Bellagio - oooh how sweet.
- Hoards of drunken hen parties.
- Hoards of drunken wedding parties and brides with tattoos.
do you have this in a size 6?
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But mostly lots and lots of people just having fun and letting their hair down - its all stays in Vegas - right?
Sounds fabulous, Gilly :) Never thought I would hear a man say he is sick of looking at cleavage! Haha poor Richard, it really must be OTT!
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